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Take My Hand by Haphazard-Witch
Take My Hand
So this little gem started off as a sketch, then went into full blown (kind-of cleaned) line and color. I really do miss my tablet and computer though, because Gimp doesn't play well with my father's computer. :'1

Anywho, this is Sherry and Penguin, a prostitute and a son of very rich parents. Such a cliché, such a total cop-out cliché, and I love it.

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Sketched and lined with .5 Zebra pencil on 80lb paper.
Cleaned and colored in Gimp 2 (which I am growing to hate ever so more)
Both Sherry and Penguin belong to me - Haphazard-Witch
They belong to the MTT universe created by annicron 
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Demisexual Badge by Haphazard-Witch
Demisexual Badge
Made for LilBadges

IrisHime / NoireNambu got me hooked on these little things, so blame them.

Demisexual is the sexual orientation in which one person feels sexual attraction only when they build up an emotional bond with another person.

A/N - I might joke around about sexual things, I was brought up in a very open household despite my religion. Sex really is just sex, just a human thing, but at the same time something I take serious when it comes to me personally.

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Badge made by me, Haphazard-Witch 
Template [LINK] and [LINK], both made by Nironan12 

Also stole the info layout from Iris/Nambu
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Cowboy and Alien by Haphazard-Witch
Cowboy and Alien
No way related to the movie/comic... yeah...

So I kind of got over an art block slump thingy that I had for about an year.... yeah.  I mean I doodled here and there, and posted somethings on my twitter, but again just like 5 min doodles. This though, this was pretty much telling myself that hey you can still draw, just draw dag-nabbit! And so I did.

These two little fellas are my newest addition to my brain space, but not telling much more about them either than one's an old west outlaw, and the other one is an alien. :I

Oh, and names are Jedediah and Miyuuk.

When I clean these up and actually do soemthing with them, I'll move this to scraps. For right now, I'm just super excited that I actually was able to sketch this.

p.s. love my crappy little signature at the bottom that I did with a mouse, I'm so pleased with that. :I
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  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: American Authors
  • Watching: Batman vs Robin
My bad...

Before I get into writing updates, here are shout outs for friends in need of help and are doing commissions:
:star: IrisHime and Evios are in need of a place to live: EMERGENCY // Commissions / Donations
:star: Illzie is short on funds: COMMISSIONS
:star: Nytrinhia is also in need of funds: Commissions are OPEN!
Now on with the story...

My internet life is all but gone really; what I basically do now is check email, check my bank statement, and forcibly have to put updates on a Facebook group (my least favorite). Really though, it has done wonders for me and my health. I'm more active getting up walking around and oh my gosh, do productive adult stuff (la gasp), and the anxiety has dropped drastically. Also having no computer kind of put me in this situation and so I guess it was a good force on my part? Yeah, let's go with the idea 'it was my idea all along' and not that 'fate of nature forced me to do it'.

I do tweet now, kind of keeps the whole 'social internet' vibe going on my end, but it's mostly just random things and conversations with irl friends. I also miss my online friends (you guys that watch me and actually take time to read this, yeah I'm talking about you, be proud of yourself). I'm not the best of starting Skype conversations, and Skype pretty much sucks on my phone anyways, so there are a few of you who probably think I'm totally ignoring you, and I'm saying that part is really out of my jurisdiction. Good news is I kind of stole my brother's very old and very slow computer, but it still gives me a way to make contact.

As for other updates, about three more payments and I will be officially debt free, still have a ways to go with saving. Also will be doing my first major sewing project in my life! I'll be making a baby blanket (I'm not expecting, and I don't know if the person who is has announced it here yet, don't want to ruin the surprise) and then will be learning how to make clothes and a whole lot of stuff. It will be great to know all this when I'm off on my mission, I will be able to mend my own clothes and don't have to worry about buying new ones too often. Have been in a 'let us draw this' mood, but then remember I can't really draw the stuff that I want to, and then become sad. Playing piano more often though.

Uh, if this is tldr; pretty much I don't have a computer, Skype sucks on my phone, sorry guys, but I am using my brother's crappy computer for the time being. Please forgive me.

Nothing. She felt nothing, saw nothing, heard nothing; or at least that's what Emily thought when she woke from her sleep. The cot that Noah gave her was nowhere to be seen, replacing it was nothing. And yet, she was there, the only thing that existed in the vast amount of nothing.

She wanted to speak. Emily quickly opened her mouth only to close it in silence, afraid if even her voice would make a sound in the void. If it did make a sound, it would only sound lost, confused, and lonely, the same feelings that were eating away at her heart. It was all happening again, she was alone, this time in nothing.

Curling up in a ball, Emily closed her eyes tight and tried to control her breathing; her heart frantically beat against her chest as if wanting to escape. But soon that feeling too did cease, as if her heart stopped beating all together. Frantically she took her hand and put it to her chest, but felt nothing. Was this death? Was she dying? Did she fail? All these thoughts ran through her head as she sat straight up, this must be how one feels when their soul is no longer theirs.

Emily found that she had no voice when she tried calling out for Seere. Frantically she silently yelled till her eyes were water works and her face was red, but nothing made it past her lips. Why wasn't anything working, even if she was calling out to the one who owned her soul now. Surely he would allow it, Seere didn't seem that corrupt.

And he wasn't. Emily would have felt his hand on her shoulder, if she still had her soul to feel things, and turned around to see the beautiful demon she bargained with. Somehow just the sight of him was a bit of calm she needed, as she flung her body into him and hugged him as tight as she thought she could muster. She silently sobbed as she thought he hugged her back, rubbing her head or back, like a loving protector would do. She had no clue though, she felt nothing.

“There, there,” Seere's voice sounded a bit strained, but it still was sweet as ever to Emily's ears, “all will be alright.” Emily leaned back and looked up into Seere's face that showed no sign of joy or sorrow. She wanted to ask him so many things. As she started to speak her face slowly fell and her lips came to a stop, making Seere give a sorrowful chuckle. “You no longer exists in this world.” Emily’s eyes went wide with fear as her demon lord gave the news, her body started to shiver with anxiety. Normally she would collapse and try to catch her breath, but she was nothing now, rules didn't apply for her. “This world no longer exists all together,” Seere added in a small voice, “They changed the past, and now you don't exist Emily.” As he said her name, Emily's body continued to shake, but she couldn't decide if she was confused or scared.

Seere helped Emily to her feet, then brushed a hand alongside her face wiping tears away. “Our contract is voided due to outside influences,” Seere started to sound sad, it wasn't every day that the higher-ups would take away his toy, “and I would hate that my last sight of you would be a crying one. At least smile, just once for me.” Emily couldn't stop crying, she no longer exists and now was disappearing, but she managed to give the most pathetic smile she could muster. “That's pitiful,” Seere pressed his lips. “You might not exist, but you're not dead.” Emily didn't catch the demon's words, making Seere strongly grab her chin and force her to look into his eyes. “This world does not exist anymore, but there is still another. There you live, everyone lives.”

Emily's water works slowed down as Seere's words sank in. “Your soul still lives, Emily.” Seere said with a smile as the girl gave a weak, but sincere, smile in return. “That's better,” the demon chuckled as the Emily finally felt at ease and soon vanished from his grasp, as if turning into nothing herself.

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Anaba sprawled herself on the sofa, claiming all of it for herself as she napped, or tried to at least. Hours ago she was rudely woken up by tapping from inside, and they didn't seem they were going to cease anytime soon. As she tossed and turned to find a more comfortable position to sleep, she started to rub her slightly swollen belly. “Yes yes, you're alive in there. Now for the love of god, stop!”

Nothing
Just a short little drabble of how I "killed" off Emily, since she's a time traveler from the "old" world, and how she plays in the "new" one. So many "" really, but hey that's just how a roll.

Probably going to find a lot of typos/mistakes, because I'm too lazy to proof read.

TheGrimoire 
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Haphazard-Witch
Is secretly a Space Platypus.
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
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Alias - Haz
Nationality - American
D.O.B. - Aug 31
Location - United States
Occupation - College student; Math Major
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Likes - Animals | Food | Sleep | Literature & Music
Dislikes - Uncooked Peppers | Rude People | Liars | Working Retail

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  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: American Authors
  • Watching: Batman vs Robin
My bad...

Before I get into writing updates, here are shout outs for friends in need of help and are doing commissions:
:star: IrisHime and Evios are in need of a place to live: EMERGENCY // Commissions / Donations
:star: Illzie is short on funds: COMMISSIONS
:star: Nytrinhia is also in need of funds: Commissions are OPEN!
Now on with the story...

My internet life is all but gone really; what I basically do now is check email, check my bank statement, and forcibly have to put updates on a Facebook group (my least favorite). Really though, it has done wonders for me and my health. I'm more active getting up walking around and oh my gosh, do productive adult stuff (la gasp), and the anxiety has dropped drastically. Also having no computer kind of put me in this situation and so I guess it was a good force on my part? Yeah, let's go with the idea 'it was my idea all along' and not that 'fate of nature forced me to do it'.

I do tweet now, kind of keeps the whole 'social internet' vibe going on my end, but it's mostly just random things and conversations with irl friends. I also miss my online friends (you guys that watch me and actually take time to read this, yeah I'm talking about you, be proud of yourself). I'm not the best of starting Skype conversations, and Skype pretty much sucks on my phone anyways, so there are a few of you who probably think I'm totally ignoring you, and I'm saying that part is really out of my jurisdiction. Good news is I kind of stole my brother's very old and very slow computer, but it still gives me a way to make contact.

As for other updates, about three more payments and I will be officially debt free, still have a ways to go with saving. Also will be doing my first major sewing project in my life! I'll be making a baby blanket (I'm not expecting, and I don't know if the person who is has announced it here yet, don't want to ruin the surprise) and then will be learning how to make clothes and a whole lot of stuff. It will be great to know all this when I'm off on my mission, I will be able to mend my own clothes and don't have to worry about buying new ones too often. Have been in a 'let us draw this' mood, but then remember I can't really draw the stuff that I want to, and then become sad. Playing piano more often though.

Uh, if this is tldr; pretty much I don't have a computer, Skype sucks on my phone, sorry guys, but I am using my brother's crappy computer for the time being. Please forgive me.

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:iconirishime:
IrisHime Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
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crumpsy Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014
There was something important happening today...... what was it... hm..

oh, right! It's the last day before my cereal goes off! 

also it's your birthday ;] Hope you have a wonderful one, sweetheart. Keep being the amazing, hard working, kick arse, superfly space platypus that you are :heart:
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Longdragon92 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014   Writer
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yamurii Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
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Haphazard-Witch Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
DAWWW, YOU! <3
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HellionSix Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Student General Artist
Thank you for the :+fav:!
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Haphazard-Witch Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome. :3
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Illzie Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013  Student Filmographer
Happy Birthday Hazzy butt! <333
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